Back then, my little daughter

We didn't pay for a bottle of water

Back when Sinatra was alive

And coffee didn't cost three ninety-five

We didn't worry bout organic purity,

The polar bear, or airline security.

No metal detectors, we just walked on through

And that was long before you.

In school, we said a prayer

To God above the ozone layer

He was management and we were labor

And we got the news on a sheet of paper

We didn't read it off a screen

We didn't worry about caffeine

Or secondary smoke or other risks

And music came on black vinyl discs.

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Sometimes I might prefer

To go back to where we were

But I think of life as a circus parade

We ride along as the music is played

There you are, young and elegant,

Up on the back of an elephant

In your spangly suit, my dear,

And I am walking to the rear

Brown coveralls is my costume,

I'm the guy with a shovel and broom.

The young and beautiful ride high,

Faces turned up toward the sky.

I look at the ground so I can scoop

Up the piles of elephant poop

In the midst of youth and beauty

A father must attend to duty.

A slight demotion, yes, I know

But I'm still with the show.