HM/GK:

In the good old summertime

In the good old summertime

Sitting on your patio

With a glass of wine

You feel no creepy-crawliness

And that's a very good sign

That you do not have Lymes disease

In the good, old summertime.

GK: Didn't she say she'd be home by nine?

HM: That's when the movie ended, yes---

GK: Who'd she go with?

HM: Didn't you talk to him?

GK: Briefly.

HM: Dennis? David?

GK: No, Brian.

HM: Are you serious? She went with Brian??

GK: I'm sure. Who is he?

HM: I hope it's not the Brian who had the DWI.

GK: The spiderweb tattoos on his neck?

HM: That's him.

HM/GK:

In the good old summertime

In the good old summertime

They just found a virus

Transmitted by felines

It starts with feelings of fatigue

And then a sharp decline

There is no treatment and you're gone

In about one summertime.

GK: How do you feel?

HM: Tired.

GK: Me too.

HM: The contractor came today.

GK: Oh?

HM: To look at the leak around the windows.

GK: Do we need to replace them?

HM: It's not the windows, it's the roof. It's leaking down into the walls.

GK: Which wall?

HM: All of them. There's a deadly fungus growing.

GK: What can we do?

HM: They have to tear the house down and burn it.

GK: Really-----

HM: Really.

HM/GK:

In the good old summertime

In the good old summertime

I just read an article

Posted there online

It said that global warming

On Antarctica's coastline

Means that in a hundred years

It will always be summertime

GK: Well, what can we do? Deadly fungus, global warming, Lyme disease, plus the Brian problem.

HM: All we can do is try to stay positive and enjoy life as best we can.

GK: I think you're right.

HM/GK:

In the good old summertime

In the good old summertime

Sitting on the patio

In the bright sunshine

It may cause skin cancer

If you live to sixty-nine

So we'll just take it day by day

In the good old summertime