GK: And now, a word about coffee.
SS (HILLARY CLINTON): Ha ha, hello! Like most of you, I like to start my day off with a strong cup of coffee. Now some people say they're tired of coffee. They want something new. They wish coffee had more personality. Other people say they feel they can't trust coffee. Well, get over it. Coffee is coffee. It's not a probiotic fruit drink, it's not chamomile tea. It's coffee. It gets the job done. Now there's a new drink out that people are talking about. It says it's lemonade but it has chemicals in it that'll shrink your brain to the size of a peanut. You drink some, you're liable to drive your car off a cliff. You want that? Go ahead. Otherwise, there's coffee.
GK:
It's not orange, it's not green,
It is black, it's got caffeine.
Coffee.
It may not have the burn
But your car won't overturn
With coffee.
Coffee is a great tradition
For people with ambition
It's not fancy, it's not dreamy,
Take it black or take it creamy
A morning cup of joe
Gets you where you need to go.
That's coffee.