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TR (ANNC): And now, Rainbow Motor Oil and the Rainbow family of automotive products brings you: Dr. Brad Triplett, Veterinary Urologist.
(THEME)
GK: Syringe.
KB: Syringe.
GK: How much anesthetic in here, Louise?
KB: A hundred CCs.
GK: I think I'd like 150.
(COW MOO)
KB: You want to put him out completely.
GK: I think so. I'm going to have to do some cutting.
KB: Okay. Whatever you say, Doctor.
GK: Very enlarged prostate.
KB: Right. ---- Okay, syringe.
GK: Thank you. Okay, easy now. (COW BELOW) There you go. Oxygen mask.
KB: Oxygen mask.
GK: Wash the area.
KB: You want me to wash the area?
GK: Well, you have the soap and stuff.
KB: But you're standing down there by the area.
GK: I think washing is part of the job of a scrub nurse.
KB: I could show you how to do it if you like.
GK: Okay. Hand me the sponge then. (SQUORTS, SQUISH)
KB: Sponge.
(SWABBING)
GK: Disinfectant.
KB: Disinfectant.
GK: Clamp.
KB: Clamp.
GK: Scalpel.
KB: Scalpel.
GK: And that long thing with the arms.
KB: The long thing?
GK: The gripper thing. You know, that holds things
KB: You mean the forceps?
GK: Forceps.
KB: Forceps.
GK: Thanks.
(CLINK, CLINK)
KB: So where did you do your training, Doctor?
GK: University of Costa Rica.
KB: Oh. Okay.
(CLINKS)
GK: Thread.
KB: Thread. (CLINKS) So what got you interested in urology?
GK: Well, it's a very interesting part of the body.
KB: Yes, indeed. A waste-disposal site in the middle of a major recreational area.
GK: I'm sorry, what was that?
KB: Nothing, doctor. Just talking to myself.
GK: More thread.
KB: Thread. ----I've never watched a prostatectomy up this close before. It's almost artistic.
GK: Thank you.
KB: Does that make you think of someone's face?
GK: Does what make me think of a face?
KB: That. What you're working on.
GK: No. Not really. You?
KB: Reminds me of a guy I used to know. I always thought that about him and now I can see it.
GK: Uh huh.
(LOW MOO)
KB: More anesthesia?
GK: No, I'm all done down here. Reduced his prostate and now he should be ready to breed.
KB: Have you ever thought about breeding, Doctor?
GK: See, his nostrils are flaring because he can smell a healthy female nearby.
KB: Yes, and here I am.
GK: What was that, Louise?
KB: Nothing, doctor. Nothing.
GK: Okay. Well, I'll just swab down the area again and we're done.
KB: Okay. And I'll just put this anesthetic away. (POP) Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. I stuck you in the arm with the needle. I am so sorry. Doctor? Are you okay?
GK: What? Ohhhhh. I feel very strange.
KB: You'll be okay, Doctor. I have you.
GK: I don't think I can stand.
KB: Just relax. I know the fireman's carry, I'll just (EFFORT) ---- Oh my, you're not that heavy. And you're so warm. I'm carrying you back to the van. (MOO) I really should check you for deer ticks, doctor. Doctor? Don't worry. Everything will be okay. I promise. (THEME)
TR (ANNC): Dr. Brad Triplett, Wildlife Urologist, was brought to you by Rainbow Motor Oil and the Rainbow Family of fine automotive products.