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SS: Hey mister---- looks like me and you is practically the last people left in the bar.
GK: You and I. Yes.
SS: Exactly. So who are you then?
GK: Who am I when? Now? Or in the past?
SS: Okay, let me put it this way? What is on your mind exactly?
GK: Right now. What's on my mind is "Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.....love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.
SS: Yeah well, irregardless, you looking at me like that is making me feel funny.
GK: There's no such word as irregardless, but I love to hear you say it. And I don't need to look at you anymore because I've memorized you.
SS: (TWO BEATS) Boy, you sure are different. ---- (TWO BEATS) So you remember everything about me, huh?
GK: I do.
SS: What color are my eyes?
GK: An incandescent hazel, illuminating your swanlike neck and your voluptuous yet lissome figure and I remember the aura about you, what one might call a Botticellian luminosity----
SS: (DAZED) Luminosity-----
GK: Yes, an extraordinary luminosity.
SS: Nobody never called me luminous before.
GK: Nobody EVER called me luminous before.
SS: You neither?
GK: I wish it were a week ago so you and I would already know each other.
SS: "I wish it were"?? Is that good grammar?
GK: It's the best. It's the subjunctive mood.
SS: Sub---- what?
GK: Subjunctive. I suggest that you come with me and learn more.
I think it's imperative that you learn about the subjunctive.
SS: Imperative. Wow. I like that.
TR (RICO): Hey, babes, where you been? I thought you was gonna meet me inside---
SS: I changed my mind, Rico. I ain't gonna have dinner with you.
GK: I'm NOT going to have dinner with you.
TR (RICO): I'll say you're not. Get lost, jerk.
SS: I'm having dinner with him, Rico.
TR (RICO): Him???? Why would a knockout like you want to hang with a gink like him, huh? When you got a real man like me?
SS: Because he knows the subjunctive, Rico. I wish you did but you don't.
He called me ---- luminous.
TR (RICO): Hey, you can't call my girl voluminous.
SS: Beat it, Rico. I'm with him now.
GK: It takes an English major to say the words she wants to hear.
SS: Luminous-----
GK: A message from the Professional Organization of English Majors.