GK: ....brought to you by the American Coffee Council.

TR (TRUMP): I love coffee. It's a beautiful thing. People come up to me, they say, "You want decaf?" What's that about? That's loser coffee. I want to make coffee great again. Believe me, these losers talk about coffee being bad for you. They're crazy. It's not bad for you. They just want everybody to be low-energy like them. No, coffee is a very good thing and I have a very very good feeling after I drink coffee. Especially the Irish coffee. A very good feeling. I feel like I can go all the way. I feel like we are going to do very very well. Thank you, Coffee. (THEME)

GK:

It will rock us, it will sock us

It will take you to the caucus

Strong coffee.

On the coast, or on the prairie

It is very primary

Black coffee.

At debates or town forums

If you need to break decorum

And make wild accusations

About folks from other nations

Don't be a loser

Be a regular user of coffee.