GK: .....brought to you by Mel's Big Boy Buffet, the place to go if you don't want to run the risk of exposure to green leafy food. At Mel's you get meatloaf (SQUISH) with mashed potatoes (SQUORT) and gravy (SQUORT) with creamed corn (SQUORT) and squash (SQUISH) and tapioca pudding (BLORP). It's where old folks gather---- because there's less chewing and supper is ten bucks or less at Mel's.
FN OLD: Boy, you can't beat Mel's. I'll say. No, sir. SPASMODIC COUGH)
SS OLD: Yep. And they've got the Grateful Dead on the jukebox.
FN OLD: Who you say died?
SS OLD: The Grateful Dead.
FN OLD: The Hatfields? Who're they?
DR: Hi, this is Mel again. If you're planning to use your senior coupons, make sure you have em out and ready as you come up to the cashier so you don't hold up everybody. Thanks.
GK: Tomorrow's special: (DR: Turkey.) Thanks, Mel. (DR: No problem.)