GK: So you're sitting at your desk working away trying to bring light and understanding into a dark world and suddenly you find yourself going down the rabbit hole of the Internet from Marilyn Monroe (SS SINGS: I want to be loved by you, just you) to Marilyn Manson (SFX PUNK HIP HOP) to a website about the Manson family (FN: Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme was released from prison in 2009 after 34 years.....) to watching an old Alain Delon movie (TR MURMUR FRENCH, SS FRENCH RESPONSE, TR REPLY) and ---- whoa----- an hour and a half has gone by ---- and (PHONE RING, PICK-UP) ----- TR: Yeah? SS: Where are you? The meeting started half an hour ago. (STING) ----- what you need is a Minder. It's an App from Fritz Electronics that provides you with the supervision you need. It's on your computer so it sees what you're doing.
FN (ROBOT): Get off Facebook. Get off Facebook. Do your work. Or else.
GK: It prevents you from making foolish mistakes.
FN (ROBOT): Don't send that email. Do not send. Look at the last paragraph.
GK: It keeps track of your calendar.
FN (ROBOT): The meeting begins in one hour and traffic is heavy. Take a shower. You smell bad. And put on a suit and tie.
GK: It keeps track of important things.
FN (ROBOT): Your cellphone is, for some reason, on the bathtub.
GK: It's easy to install, following the simple directions, and it costs only $32.99.
FN (ROBOT): By the way, your barn doors are open.
GK: From Fritz Electronics......everything you need is on the Fritz.