CHOIR: O Minnesota, it is October
Skies are gray, and winter's coming
It's time to find our good wool sweaters
It's time....to buy a pair....of Anoka Long Johns.
TR: Long ago, young people thought it was cool to be cold. They went around in summer clothes and light jackets all the way into January. Their parents kept telling them to please dress warmly and for that reason, they could not. They would leave the house in a down parka and when they turned the corner, they'd stick it in the branches of a pine tree and go to school in T-shirt and jeans. And then they heard about Anoka Long Johns.
CH: They're very warm....and they are flesh tone
And they don't bunch up or wrinkle.
They're covered with a hundred tattoos
Of flames.....and dragons too....stars and moons and tigers.
TR: Yes, with Anoka Long Johns it's possible for you to be perfectly comfortable in twenty-below weather and still be completely weird. Complete comfort and weirdness. And Anoka Long Johns are organic and biodegradable and antibiotic, so you can wear them all winter, peel them off in the spring, and use them as mulch.
CH: I have tattoos, I am a hipster,
But it's only temporary
In April we'll be back to normal.
Hey hey...well be okay.....in Anoka Long Johns.