GK: .....More of our show after this message from The Fearmonger's Shop serving all of your phobia needs....
Electric appliances. Can't live without them but still---- The electric coffee grinder ---- you stick your finger in to clean it out and you accidentally hit a switch---- (GRINDER WHIRR, GASP OF HORROR) ---- it happens. Your Water Pic (WATER PIC PUMPING LIGHTLY) ----you're cleaning your teeth and suddenly (WATER GUSHING IN FLOOD, MAN DROWNING) hundreds of gallons pouring down your throat and you expand like a water balloon (STRETCHING) because the Water Pic is stuck on your tonsils and (EXPLOSION, SPLAT) ----- And there's the electric razor -----(ELECTRIC RAZOR) you jiggle it slightly and the safety guard comes off and suddenly (MOTOR REV, SLICING FLESH, SCREAM OF PAIN) it's eating your flesh ----these disasters could've been avoided simply by having our security specialists from the Fearmonger's install safety shields on your appliances. Such as the vacuum ---- a vacuum without a cuff guard can get hold of your pants (RIP) and if you're under 200 pounds, you could be (CRY OF PAIN, MAN SUCKED INTO HOSE) ---- sucked right in ---- and what about your toilet ---- people have sometimes without thinking flushed a toilet while they were still sitting on it...(FLUSH, BIG SUCTION, CRY OF HORROR AS MAN IS SUCKED INTO SEWER) Call the Fearmonger's Shoppe today and ask for a safety check. Wouldn't you feel better if you did?
HT (SINGS):
You never know---
You think it can't happen and then it does---
It wasn't possible and then it was---
Now you're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Time to make a stop
At the Fearmonger's Shop.
HT/GK: (HUM NOTE)