GK: .....we'll be back right after this message from Fritz Electronics.
If you are a tall person, ever so often in the course of a day, without any warning you are going to (BWANGGGG) hit your head on something, such as that frying pan that someone hung from an overhead rack or perhaps this (DEEPER BWANGGG) copper kettle, or maybe as you bend over a kitchen counter, you will straighten up and go right into a cupboard door (KRAACK, CRUNCH), and you'll start bleeding (DRIPS) and you'll dash for the bathroom and (CRUNCH) hit the low doorway. Life for you is a series of hazards and it comes with a price. ---- the loss of data stored in your hard drive. You can't remember the name of your own bass player.
LK: Larry Kohut.
GK: And maybe you can live without knowing it, but it bothers you. Skinny guy, black hornrims, you try to come up with his name and it's not there.
LK: It's still Larry Kohut.
GK: And you start to think maybe you're suffering from premature dementia.
LK: You're 73, it's not premature.
GK: You have memory loss and you are hearing voices as a result of hitting your head too many times. What can you do to make them go away?
LK: You don't want me to go away. Without bass, it doesn't sound good. Trust me on that.
GK: Now Fritz Electronics makes sound machines that eliminate annoying sounds by masking them with the sound of surf (SFX) or the wind in the trees (SFX) or White Noise. (FN MIDWEST: Oh boy, tapioca pudding. Gotta love it. How you doin??? Real good then. Good to see ya.) And if you want to wipe the hard drive clean----
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LK: I'm Larry Kohut and I approved this message.
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