TR (DARTH): Tonight. Tonight. Midnight.
GK: ... It's the big 5th of July sale at K. Boom Fireworks Warehouse.... Buy them (TR DARTH: BY THE BOXFUL) at our LOW LOW LOW after-holiday prices so you get more bang for your buck! Black Cobra Bottle Rockets... (THREE BOTTLE ROCKETS UP AND EXPLODE) Roman Candles ..... your choice of Barbarian at the Gates, Emperor's Choice, or the Torture of Christians ---- only 2.99 each! (SFX) The Screaming Dragon three-stage rocket.....a window-shaking blast and a terrifying shower of flame that will light up the 9-1-1 switchboard... only 4.99! (SFX) The Deep Space Exploding Siren Pagoda....this is our 45-pounder guaranteed to set off car alarms within a six-block radius.....comes with launcher, goggles, and asbestos groin apron, now only $10.99. (SFX) And finally, our Days of Judgement combination rocket cluster, Fountains of Hell, and exploding snakes......comes with $10,000 bail-bond guaranteed and the name of an excellent criminal attorney......yours for just 89.95, no minors under 16 please. (SFX)
TR (DARTH): Midnight, midnight, midnight.
GK: At K-Boom, a warehouse of fireworks at prices that blow our competitors out of the water! (EXPLOSION)