GK: It's summer, a moonlit night, and a beautiful woman is holding your hand----
SS: Let's dance. Dance with me, Caleb.
GK: But you, because of your fundamentalist upbringing, cannot dance.
FN: I can't, Carmen. I'm sorry.
GK: But you can.
FN: I can?
GK: Yes, with a pair of Arthur D2 Robotic Dancing Shoes with air-cushion soles you can look like a pro even if you were brought up to think dancing was sinful.
FN (SINGS): Do you love me? (Do you love me)
Do you love me? (Do you love me)
Do you love me? (Do you love me)
Now-----that I----can dance.
Watch me now!
GK: Yes, watch him now. Brought up in a strict Calvinist creed ----- taught that any rhythmic movement will turn him into a libertine ---- but now he can -----
FN: Do the mashed potato (do the mashed potato)
Do the twist (DO THE TWIST)
Watch me baby (WATCH ME BABY)
Do you like it like this (Do you like it like this)
GK: Also available in Latin salsa (QUICK CLIP)
Foxtrot (QUICK CLIP)
Irish step dancing (CLIP)
Or classic ballet (CLIP)
Arthur D2 Robotic Dancing Shoes. They do all the work, you just soak up the admiration.
(SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT)