GK: April is poetry month and I have just three problems with poetry: narcissism, gloominess, and obscurity ---- the poet living in his own head complaining about some vague thing he can't explain ---- there's a lot of that out there. Because people write poems in order to express themselves, which is looking through the wrong end of the telescope. Poetry can be lucrative. Allen Ginsberg did very well with Howl:

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness,

starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking

for an angry fix,

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly

connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.

Allen lived a very comfortable life off that screech against capitalism and mainstream culture.

There's no business like poetry

It makes money, you know.

You just toss out a bunch of naked feeling

All about how sad you are and lost

And how thanks to nature you are healing

Which you are stealing from Robert Frost

The right poems aren't light poems

Avoid comedy, please.

Write about a day when it is pouring rain,

Your sweetheart left you, you missed the train,

And you're looking through a busted windowpane,

And you know you're insane.

There's no figure like metaphor

To make images glow.

Put a bowl of flowers on a table,

Add a setting sun and a rainbow

Put some golden leaves on a maple

And you'll be able to make some dough.

Free verse is for me verse

Don't use meter and rhyme.

Write about the night you ran away from home

In a ragtop Chevy with whitewalls and chrome,

And the black-haired woman who you met in Rome

And you've got you a poem.

There's no business like poetry

I tell you, sir, it's true

You come into a town and give a reading

Your lamentations crying out to God

How life has left you agonized and bleeding

You end the meeting and they applaud.

There's no people like English majors

They write when they are low

Even though their poems you can't comprehend

The way they turn and twist and bend

Still you're very happy when you reach the end

Let's all write a poem

Let's all write a poem.