GK: ...brought to you by Murphy's Plumbing of St. Paul. (VIOLIN, GYPSY LOVE SONG VERSE)
JH & GK:
If you're having trouble with your plumbing
And it's ten below.
If your toilet's constantly running
Or your drains are slow.
TR: This is Jimmy Murphy. People tend to look down on plumbers, don't ask me why. Because the moment somebody goes to flush a toilet and something surprising happens, suddenly the plumber is Number One. You want him there pronto.
FN: You got guests coming over, a big Christmas party, the tree is beautiful, the presents are all wrapped, but the toilet won't flush. Call us. Don't ask your husband--- he doesn't have a clue.
SS (SOBBING): Why? Why on this day of all days? Why me? Guests coming in half an hour and the house smells like a sewer (WEEPING)
JH & GK:
If the water's leaking through the ceiling
When you fill your tub.
If you flush and get an awful feeling
The water's coming up. (TR: You're using the wrong kind of toilet paper.)
Don't despair, just call up Murphy's Plumbing
No job too big or small. (FN: Check the overflow tank.)
We'll be there to handle all your problems
Murphy's of St. Paul. (TR: Let's go. ) (TRUCK)