We gather together to sing in the choir
Because we are people of very good taste
We do not wear perfume but we require
That everyone brush with Choral Toothpaste.
GK: Singers are people with big appetites who often sing after dinner and when they sing with spirit and volume, oftentimes the audience will get a strong sense of onions, salsa, curry sauce, and espresso, especially if the lyrics are heavy on H's.
CHOIR: Hallelujah, Hallelujah.....
GK: Or F's or P's.....
CHOIR: The everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.....
GK: Your music may sound out of this world, but your breath may be what people remember about you.
SS: We went to hear the Faure Requiem and it was beautiful, the Sanctus, the Agnus Dei, but the "In Paradisum" ---- oh my. It was like we were in a pizza parlor.
CHOIR:
A choir can practice impossible pieces
And sing polyphonic with perfect panache
And yet your performance will probly displease us
If you don't use Choral Toothpaste and Mouthwash.