Our show is brought to you by the Cafe Boeuf with your host, Francois the maitre'd. (FRENCH GIBBERISH) Life takes us to such extremes of glory and degradation.
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GK: One must always be prepared for a bad fall.
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GK: And in the end, the great consolations are love and food.
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GK: The two are inseparable.
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GK: A beautiful meal --- the arms of a good woman --- it is one and the same.
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GK: Praise? Fame? They do not satisfy. One cannot live on condiments.... (ANGRY CORRECTION)
GK: Compliments. One cannot live on compliments.
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GK: A life of constant flatulence is no good.... (ANGRY CORRECTION) a life of constant adulation....(GIBBERISH) but a good restaurant is like a good mattress. (CORRECTION) A good mistress. I'm sorry. I'm doing my best. (SIMPLE GIBBERISH)
GK: Not to be rude, but you have a spare tire? (IRRITATED GIBBERISH) I am tired of your wife in the nude? (CORRECTION) When you're tired of food, you're tired of life. (FRENCH MUTTERING) A message from the Cafe Boeuf.