GK: Winter is a time when people take things slow, as you know.
FN: (SLOW) Not bad. Feeling good. Can't complain, that's for sure.
GK: But as the air warms and the ground thaws, our biology speeds up.
FN (RAPID ACCEL TO HIGH-PITCHED FAST FORWARD)
GK: And the pace of life becomes very fast. (NASCAR RACE)
And even faster.
PHONE RING. FN: Yeah. Gotta put you on hold. HANG UP. PHONE RING. FN: Please hold. HANG UP. PHONE RING. FN : With you in a minute. HANG UP. PHONE RING. FN FAST GIBBERISH. HANG UP. PHONE RING.
FN FAST GIBBERISH. HANG UP.
GK: If it's just too painful to accelerate at that pace, maybe you need a good relaxant. The American Pharmaceutical Foundation says: we have relaxants that can put you in 2nd gear, or low gear, or Park.
TR: Yessir. I used to feel like a gerbil on a tread wheel. Up and down and all over the map. Now it's stead as she goes. My medication? Noditol. I call it the Velvet Hammer.
HT (SINGS):
Why jump and yell and sing the blues
Plant your feet in concrete shoes.
Tell your doctor you want to use
Noditol.