(SPA MUSIC)
GK: It's the weekend and here you are, relaxing at home. You've been to the spa, you've done your mindfulness
exercise, you've been to yoga, you've made the dressing for the salad (BLENDER), and now you're opening up a
bottle of wine (SFX) as you turn on the TV (TV AUDIO) and sitting down to watch a documentary about the
migration of caribou (SFX).
As you relax, think of your boss who is hard at work on a Saturday. Managing all the moving parts (ASSEMBLY
LINE). Keeping a lot of balls in the air (JUGGLING EFFORT). Downsizing (SHRINKAGE). Outsourcing
(WHOOSH). Cooking the books. (FLAME). Moving the needle (HUM, RISING IN PITCH). A manager can never relax; a manager has to be a rock star. (ELECTRIC GUITAR) Keep a finger in the wind (WIND). Keep the
team in line. (WHIP) Knock heads together (BONK). Be the adult in the room. (FN: You kids, shuddup.) Set the bar higher (RATCHET). Empower your employees (CAR START, ROAR). Have a Come To Jesus moment. (FN:
HALLELUJAH!) And put out fires. (FIRE EXTINGUISHER) Expand bandwidth. (RADIO DIAL). Deliver takeaways (FN: Here. Take it.) If necessary, punt
(STRIDE AND KICK FOOTBALL).
Enjoy your weekend (SPA MUSIC). The wine, the big salad with the tofu, and the evening ahead (FN MALE,
FEMALE GIGGLING, MANLY VOICE, FEMALE COMPLIANCE). But remember: Monday morning. That's
when the rubber hits the road. (TIRE SQUEAL) That's when we separate the sheep (SFX) from the goats (SFX).
We take the bull by the horns (BELLOW). Get the ducks in a row (DUCKS). Monday (FN ECHO). And hope we can get that goose to lay one more golden egg (GOOSE). Monday means business. Be there or be square. (BAND PLAYOFF)