GK: Brought to you by the Professional Organization of English Majors. If you're an English major, chances are good that you'll be taking public transportation for years to come, and chances are you'll overhear grammatical errors.

(BUS EXHALES, LEAVES)

FN: Yeah, her and me we went out to someone's house in Fort Worth, they were, I donno, somebody in theater.

TR (GRINDING TEETH): Her and me is not a subject.

GK: It's hard if you're an English major.

FN: She was really anxious to see them.

TR (SOTTO): Anxious means fearful. You mean eager.

SS: Are there less bookstores now than there used to be?

TR: Fewer bookstores. Not less. Fewer.