GK: Short attention spans: it's a problem and the new normal. People doing Twitter (SFX), getting text alerts (SFX), updating Facebook (SFX), uploading to Instagram, 6-second Vines, and a two-hour show like ours...
FN: Too long!!!!
GK: It's too long. Now you can get a 5-minute podcast of our show with just the highlights. (FN SEAGULL) (TR TENOR PHRASE) (SS SOUTHERN: Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.) No need to invest two hours of your life when you can get the gist in just five minutes. (PIANO RIFF. SS SOUTHERN: I was hoping you'd come. Have a seat. TRUMPET HIGH NOTE) It's hashtag-Home-Comp and it's available on android, blackberry, mobile, iPod, krainis, doohickey, and hackysack. (FN: Strong, good-looking, above average. BEETHOVEN PIANO CHORDS. FN BARKS. TR RUSSIAN. BAGPIPE. SS SOUTHERN: Mind if I make myself comfortable too? PIANO RHAPSODY IN BLUE MOTIF..) The world is moving faster and faster and we're moving with it. (NASCAR RACE. TR: If. And. Or. But. Until. Onto. So. Whereas. COON DOG CHASE. SS SOUTHERN: How do you like my cologne, honey?) Hashtag Home-Comp. (PIANO SHAVE&HAIRCUT) Short-form radio for today's listener. (GONG)