GK: .....after a word from the American Duct Tape Council (DUCKS) and here's supermodel Cynthia Maxwell.
SS: It's hard being a supermodel and having to be devastatingly beautiful at all times and stay thin and angular, even though I have the appetite of a sumo wrestler, and that's why I use duct tape to keep my mouth shut and I tape my hands to the handlebar of the treadmill and off I go. Incredible beauty does not come cheap. No pain, no champagne. Thanks, duct tape.
HT (SINGS):
Beauty means carrying a heavy load.
Beauty means a walk down a long dusty road.
This is a fact you cannot escape.
Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape.
(DUCKS)
GK: A message from the American Duct Tape Council.