SS: All in favor of the meeting coming to order.
SS & GK: Aye.
SS: All opposed.
TR: Nay.
SS: : The meeting is in order. (GAVEL) I move that we talk about where our relationship is headed.
GK: I move that we postpone that motion indefinitely.
SS: Your motion does not have a second.
GK: Dang it.
SS: Motion to postpone discussion is rejected. Motion to discuss relationship is adopted. Point of information. How long have we been dating?
GK: 2 1/2 years.
SS: Point of information. Why, when we were at the fundraiser last weekend, did you introduce me as your quote "friend" unquote?
GK: Point of order. This feels like a personal attack.
SS: I move that we amend original motion to also include the topic of whether we are going to move in together anytime soon.
GK: I move that those two motions be considered separately.
SS: All in favor say aye.
GK&SS: Aye.
SS: Opposed.
TR: Nay.
GK: Motion to introduce a special request.
SS: Motion seconded.
GK: Will you marry me, Rochelle?
SS: Point of information: Are you serious?
GK: I am. Motion to present the ring.
SS: Point of information: I thought you were going to break up with me tonight--
GK: I considered it. Unless you were going to break up with me, and then I was going to ask you to marry me.
SS: Point of clarification.
GK: Denied. Motion to present the ring.
SS: Motion seconded. (BLING) Wow! I ask consent to express wonderment and gratitude.
GK: I have no objection.
SS: Oh my gosh it's beautiful! Motion to vote on marriage.
GK: All in favor of this marriage say aye.
GK&SS: Aye.
GK: All opposed.
TR: Nay.
GK: Point of information-who's that guy who's voting Nay?
SS: That's Bradley. The guy I was going to meet up with if you dumped me tonight.
GK: Oh. Motion to suspend previous marriage proposal indefinitely.
SS: That motion is not seconded.
GK: The motion dies. Marriage moves forward.
SS: Motion to vote on marriage proposal.
GK: Motion seconded.
SS: Motion to accept marriage proposal.
GK: Motion seconded.
SS: All in favor say aye.
GK&SS: Aye
SS: All opposed.
TR: Nay.
SS: The motion is adopted. We're engaged!
TR: I rise on a point of personal privilege.
GK: You have no personal privilege. Sit down.
TR: Requesting permission to speak.
SS: Motion to permit Bradley to speak.
GK: I move that we adjourn and have dinner.
SS: There is already a motion on the floor to allow Bradley to speak.
GK: I do not second it.
SS: Then I will not second your motion to adjourn.
GK: Okay. I second the motion to permit Bradley to speak, and I amend the motion to allow him thirty seconds.
SS: I second. Motion adopted. Bradley----
TR: One. You two are not meant for each other and everyone knows it except you. Two. He---- Greg----- your alleged fiance ---- is a pipsqueak and a nincompoop. And three, I am holding a loaded pistol. Come with me, Rochelle. Only I can make you happy.
SS: Bradley---- you have to put that in the form of a motion.
TR: Uh-in the form of a motion- how do I do that?
GK: Here, how about I make this motion---- (SWING, KONK, TR REACT, FALL)
GK: Motion to adjourn meeting and have dinner.
SS: Motion seconded. All in favor say aye.
GK&SS: Aye.
SS: All opposed. Meeting adjourned. Oh Greg.
GK: Oh Rochelle.
SS: Greg.
GK: Rochelle.
SS: Oh Greg. Is there a motion to kiss me?
GK: I so move.
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