(HARMONICA UNDER......)

GK: I was married in the spring, married the admiral's daughter, and On the morning of what turned out to be my wedding day, I was standing on the beach, blindfolded, hands tied behind my back.

SS (WEEPING): Would you like a cigarette?

GK: Thanks. (STRIKE MATCH) (HE EXHALES) Boy. If I'd known I was going to be shot by a firing squad, I never would've quit smoking last year. Oh well-----

(MARCHING FEET. FN: COMPANY....HALT! PRESENT ARMS!!!) (RIFLE PRESENT)

SS (WEEPING): If you won't marry me, Daddy will have you executed, darling.

GK: I realize that.

SS: Please. Say yes. Before they shoot you.

GK: I'm a sailor, darling. I'm not the marryin kind.

SS: Please. I can't bear to see you die here on the beach. Just say yes.

FN (OFF): Rifle squad---- READY! (CLUNK OF RIFLE BUTTS)

GK: I wasn't meant for home ownership. I was meant to go to sea.

SS: We could go on cruises together.

FN (OFF): SHOULDER---- ARMS! HMMHHH!

SS: Please, darling.

FN (OFF): COMPANY, LOCK AND LOAD! (RIFLE LOADING)

SS: Do it for me, darling. Please. Just say yes.

FN (OFF): COMPANY, AIM!!!! (RIFLES RAISED)

GK: Okay.

SS: You'll marry me?

GK: Yes.

FN (OFF): COMPANY DISMISSED! (CHEERS)

GK: And that's how I got married. Seventeen years ago. Here in Norfolk.

BRIDGE (WAVES, DISTANT SHIP HORN)

SS: Why do you need to sail on the ocean for weeks at a time? Why?

To go out in the cold and the rain and risk a storm coming up and ---- It's not for fish. You hate fish. Why do you do it? (LONG PAUSE) (THEN DISTANT BUGLE, AND SURF)

GK: Because man needs a sense of grandeur. (TR & FN: Grandeur! Grandeur! IN FADING SERIES) You don't get a sense of grandeur from sitting in a cubicle staring at a computer ---- You get it from the sea!

TR: (BRIT, REVERB) I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,

GK: Men were not meant to be part of a herd. (SHEEP) To run a race with other rats. (RATS) We are sailors! We awaken in the morning and hear our Viking ancestors call to us . (TR SHOUTS IN OLD NORSE), and we go down to the sea---- (MALE CRIES OF RESOLVE) ----- (SURF, GULLS.

GK: Grandeur! It's the alternative to therapy. This is a man in therapy.

FN (SMALL WHINGEING VOICE): I always felt emotionally distant from my dad ---- he was never there for me --- we never really bonded ---- he wasn't a good emotional role model for me.

GK: That's a man in therapy: pitiful, whiny, vague. Here's a man out on the sea.

TR: (JOHN WAYNE) Okay, you men, we're getting on those ships and we're sailing to Troy and we're going to teach those Trojans a lesson they'll never forget And when we get done killing them, we're going to name a condom after them. (MANLY LAUGHTER)

GK: We go to the sea for grandeur. And to get away from women and their endless questions.

SS: I'm thinking I might get my hair cut. What do you think?

GK: Okay.

SS: You think I should get it cut short?

GK: Sure.

SS: Or should I leave it the way it is?

GK: Sounds good.

SS: How come you're so quiet?

GK: Just thinking.

SS: Thinking about what?

GK: Stuff.

SS: What stuff?

GK: Different stuff.

SS: Tell me.

GK: It's nothing.

SS: How can you think about nothing?

GK: I do it all the time.

SS: Why don't we ever talk?

GK: We're talking right now.

SS: Will you tell me the truth if I ask you something?

GK: Of course.

SS: Are you seeing Annabel Lee?

GK: What????

SS: Annabel Lee. Who lived in a kingdom by the sea. You know. Who loved with a love that was more than love.

GK: She died. A wind blew out of a cloud chilling and killing her.

SS: She lived with no other thought than to love and be loved by you.

GK: It was many and many a year ago.

SS: I know but still----

GK: She was shut up in a sepulcher in that kingdom by the sea.

SS: I think the moon never beams without bringing you dreams of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

(BRIDGE)-----

(RADAR PINGING)

TR: Something's directly overhead, sir. Shall we dive deeper?

GK: Let me hear it.

TR: It sounds like singing, sir.

GK: Maybe it's an enemy sub trying to distract us.

TR: I'm tracking it, sir. It is circling directly overhead. (FN WHALE SINGING) I think it's a whale, sir.

GK: A whale?

TR: Yes, sir. A whale. And he's singing.

GK: White?

TR: Doesn't sound white to me. (FN WHALE: DOCK OF THE BAY)

GK: Take the periscope up.

TR: Periscope up. (SFX)

GK: Let me have a look. (SFX) It is a humpback whale. With a bevy of female dolphins. (SFX) And there's an island over there, and there are women sitting on the rocks. Naked beautiful women. Open the hatch.

TR: Open the hatch. (SFX, HATCH OPENING)

DIGIS: (HUMMING DA DOO RON RON IN SIRENLIKE STYLE)

GK: They're looking at us. I can't take my eyes off them.

TR: Where are you going, Captain?

GK: I want to meet them.

TR: You have to stay with the ship, sir.

GK: You stay with the ship.

(BRIDGE)

SS: (BREATHY) Hi. How was your voyage?

GK: It was okay.

SS: Did you miss me?

GK: Of course.

SS: You were gone three months.

GK: I know.

SS: Ohhhh. You're bleeding.

GK: Got in a fight with a shark.

SS: Your nose is broken----

GK: Let me straighten it. (RRRAKK) It got broken when the sirens grabbed me.

SS: Sirens?

GK: Wouldn't let go of me. Had me by the nose. Broke it. (KRRAKK)

SS: What happened to your clothes? You're practically naked.

GK: My clothes were soaked with blood. The shark ate them.

SS: You're so brave. Did you go visit the sepulchre?

GK: Which sepulchre?

SS: Annabel Lee's.

GK: No.

(FANFARE)

GK: Grandeur. That's what men need. Bravery!! (WHINNY, HORSE HOOVES) Nobility!!! (BAGPIPES) A purpose.

TR: ONE IF BY LAND AND TWO IF BY SEA.

GK: What does that mean?

TR: I don't know. I just like the sound of it. ONE IF BY LAND AND TWO IF BY SEA.

GK: Grandeur! (SHIP'S HORN) Onward, into the storm. (BUGLE) (STORM) Grandeur!!!! To the sea!!!

(BIG CRASHING PIANO CHORDS WITH MULTIPLE FALSE ENDINGS)