.... brought to you by Monback Brothers Trash Hauling and
Storage.
(TRUCK BACKING, BEEPS)
TR: Monback....monback.....monback....(CRASH) That's good.
DR: We're Monback Brothers. Other trash haulers just haul away the trash you put out at the curb. At Monback Brothers we're more pro-active.
TR: This your newspaper?
GK: That's my Sunday Times.
TR: That's the Sunday Times from two Sundays ago.
GK: I'm not done reading it.
TR: And here's last Sunday's.
GK: I'm not done with the crossword.
TR: Let me see that. (RUSTLE OF PAPER) Twenty-four down----- that's "defenestrate"----
GK: Throw out the window?
TR: Right. "Defenestrate."
GK: So 24 across is not "journal"----
TR: No, it's "diurnal" ---- meaning "daily"-----
GK: Oh.
TR: Most of the crossword is wrong. I hate to tell you, but----
GK: You're sure?
TR: We'll just take this off your hands. (THROWS IN TRASH) And these books here? You read these yet?
GK: No, but---
TR: I don't think you're going to. (THROWS IN TRASH)
GK: No?
TR: We'll take these, and these old videotapes? You're not going to watch those.
GK: No?
TR: You never figured out how to work that VCR---- did you?
GK: Well, the manual was sort of confusing----
TR: We'll take that too. (TOSSES IT IN JUNK) Look. Now you've got a whole extra room.
GK: Okay, but don't take those old magazines. I'm going to go through them and clip out interesting articles (BIG BUNDLE LANDS IN JUNK)
DR: Hey. We know what's trash. We're in the trash business.
TR: (TRUCK BACKING) Monback....monback....monback (BIG CRASH)....that's good.