AS & GK:
If you're having trouble with your plumbing
And it's ten below.
If your toilet's constantly running
Or your drains are slow.
TR: Yeah. This isJ.J. Murphy. People look down their noses at plumbers. Don't invite us to their dinner parties. Until somebody flushes a toilet and something surprising happens. (FLUSH, TOILET BACKS UP) Gracious livingain't so gracious when sewage happens, so the plumber is a man you want to stay on the good side of.
AS& GK:
If the water's leaking through the ceiling
When you fill your tub.
If you flush and get an awful feeling
The water's coming up. (FLUSH. TR: Oh oh.....look out.)
Don't despair, just call up Murphy Plumbing
No job too big or small. (FN: Check the overflow tank.)
We'll be there to handle all your problems
Murphy's of St. Paul. (PLUNGER PLUNGES THREE TIMES. DRAINS. TR: Got it.)