Garrison Keillor:...right now here's a message for all our listeners who download us onto their iPods.
Sue Scott (WHISPER): into their iPods.
GK: What?
SS (WHISPER): into their iPods.
GK: ...right now here's a message for all our listeners who download us into their iPods.
Tim Russell (CLOSE, PERSONAL): Hi. You with the wires coming out of your ears. Want to talk to you for a minute. Just a sec. (LOW BASS NOTE) Okay. That tone just turned the wax in your ears into adhesive, so don't try to remove the ear pieces...otherwise, you'll rip your ears off. Good. You're a narcissist, aren't you. Sure you are. You know it, we know it. That's why you bought an iPod. It's not about music. You don't care that much for music. You know that. This is all about shutting the rest of the world out so you can be surrounded by the familiar. Well, you're just about to meet the unfamiliar. (SONAR) That's a brain scan. We're searching your hard drive right now. (PAUSE) Okay. That didn't take long. Now we have a map of your brain circuits, and we're going to measure the brain capacity that's in use right now. (PLINK) Okay. About what I thought. Thanks for your cooperation. Next time we come back, you won't even be aware of it. We'll get into your brain and do downloads and updates without you knowing it. And now we'll dissolve the adhesive. (LOW NOTE) And now you're free to go. And now you're free to go. And now you're free to go. And now you're free to go. And now you're free to go. And now you're free to-- (WHACK)
GK: A message for all of you who download our show into your iPods.
SS (WHISPER): Onto.
GK: That's what I said before. Onto your iPods.