.......brought to you by Mel's Buffet (FLOPS AND PLOPS OF FOOD), with all you can eat mashed potatoes (SLOP) sweet potatoes (FLOP) squash (PLOP) grits (SLOP) corn pudding (FLOP). Pets are welcome. (PIGS) Your money refunded if you're not completely satisfied. (BELCH)
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GK: Save money on gasoline by making gas at home with the Fuel-O-Matic blender. All you need are leftovers from the fridge: (SFX FOR EACH) cherry Jell-O, buttermilk, creamed corn, watermelon pickles - toss 'em into the blender, turn it on (WHIRR), and in just seconds it's ready to pour it into your gas tank (GLUG GLUG GLUG), and you're all ready to go. Leftover pot roast? (SFX) You bet. Balsamic vinegar. (POUR) Maple syrup (SFX). Mustard. (SFX) Into the blender it goes (BLENDER). Does it really work? Let's find out. Here's a car running on ordinary gasoline (ENGINE MISSING, KNOCKING) and now let's add the additive (POURING) and try it again (START, REV, WHIRR). Do it yourself gas. From Fuel-O-Matic. (BLENDER WHIIRING)
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