(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; TK: Tom Keith)
GK: Let's come in here with a word from a new sponsor, and that's Barb's One Hour Photo. Barb-----
SS: Hi. This is Barb down at the photo shop. Good to see a lot of my old customers here at the show. Just a reminder that we've got the tanning machines up and running now, and photocopying and faxing if you need that, plus all your candy and soda pop needs and some good used radial tires now. Stop in and have a look. You buy a pair of these new, it's gonna set you back a couple hundred bucks, and I'm going to let you have em for $20 apiece, while they last. Yeah---- you got film to develop?
GK: Yes. A couple of rolls.
SS: From your vacation?
GK: Yes. From a vacation trip.
SS: Where'd you go?
GK: Florida.
SS: Oh. Well, that must've been nice. Weather good?
GK: In Florida, yes.
SS: Nice and sunny?
GK: Right. When can I come back and pick these up?
SS: How about Friday?
GK: You can't do them in an hour?
SS: Pictures of you in bright light in swimtrunks? No, I don't think so.
GK: It says One Hour Photo.
SS: I think that's gonna take me at least until Friday. Depends on how much retouching I gotta do.
GK: They're just snapshots----
SS: No reason not to make em look as good as they can under the circumstances.
GK: You retouch them?
SS: How about I put some color in your face, take the gray out of the hair, and I can airbrush a couple of those chins.
GK: Is that really necessary?
SS: Let's put it this way. A person comes to an age when you don't look forward to seeing your own picture as much as you used to.
GK: Okay.
SS: Have em for you on Friday. How about some tires?
GK: No thanks. Barb's One Hour Photo----..in most cases. Drop in and say hi. Tanning bed, too, and tires.
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