(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; FN:Fred Newman)
GK: ----.For that hard-to-find gift at the last minute, why not visit Garagesale.com. Yes, it's all there at Garagesale.com ---- TV trays, lava lamps, a bicycle pump (PUMP), food dehydrators, lawn mowers (ATTEMPTS TO START WITH PULL ROPE), salt and pepper shaker collections and souvenir plates from all 50 states and Canada, an old Victrola (VICTROLA), studded belts, plaid dress shirts --- lots of plaid shirts ---, and here's a ukelele (PLUNK PLUNK), patio furniture, Jackie Collins books, Beanie babies, (DRYER) here's one of those powerful hairdryers from the 70s. Always a large selection of chairs, encyclopedias, a Betsy Wetsy (DOLL: "I wet my pants"), and how about this electric card-shuffler (SHUFFLING), and look at these exercise bikes and Nordic tracks, thousands of them, practically new. Shop garagesale.com.
© Garrison Keillor 2003