(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; TK: Tom Keith)
GK: And now this word from our sponsor. (new AGE PIANO)
TR: I feel really good in the morning since I changed my breakfast cereal to Narco Bran Breakfast Flakes. It contains a powerful muscle relaxant that puts me in a warm happy mood sort of like a feather floating in the breeze. It really makes mornings pleasant. And the kids like it too.
SS:(KID) I'm too happy to go to school, Dad. Can I stay home?
TR: Sure. Why not? Narco Bran Flakes contain enough prescription strength muscle relaxant to turn your central nervous system into a soft warm pudding.
SS: (WIFE) Honey, you've been reading the front page for half an hour now. What's so fascinating?
TR: I have no idea.
SS: (LAUGHING) Oops! I just chewed through my lip.
TR: Narco Bran flakes. Suddenly I feel, really, really, good.
GK: Not to be eaten within six hours of operating a motor vehicle. (MUSIC BUTTON)
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