(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; FN: Fred Newman; MT: Mark Thompson)
(PIANO)
GK: It's midsummer day weekend, the longest day of the year, a good thing, light being the source of all life and so forth, but it's also a time when you yourself are more visible and more of you is visible, so when I was your age, young and sensitive, I spent a good deal of summer in my room.
HGQ IN MY ROOM: VERSE & CHORUS
GK: I was sitting in the front seat of a car with my dream woman Wanda Johnson at a beach in Minneapolis. She was wearing a two-piece bathing suit. We were waiting for somebody named James Sweezix.
SS: I wish he would get here. I don't want to sit around in a parking lot half the night.
GK: I would have been thrilled to sit in the parking lot all night. I thought about putting my arm across the back of the seat but I wasn't sure how she felt.
SS: You sure are quiet tonight. Cat get your tongue or what?
GK: Just thinking. Hard to believe our high school years are over.
SS: Yeah. Well, we'll always have the memories.
GK: Well, I know I will. I hope we keep in touch. I mean, you and me. If you want to.
SS: I wonder if he could be waiting at my house.
HGQ: IN MY ROOM VERSE
SS: Where are you going to college?
GK: The U, I guess.
SS: My dad wanted me to go to St. Olaf so ---- that's where I'm going.
GK: Well, that's not far. I could come down and see you. Sometime. If you want to. Just to talk and----
SS: What are you going to major in?
GK: I donno. That's a nice swimsuit you have. It looks nice on you.
SS: It's called a playsuit, actually. It's recreational wear.
GK: It looks good.
SS: It's kind of small.
GK: Small looks good on you.
HGQ IN MY ROOM BRIDGE
SS: Are you going to Patty's party?
GK: Patty Peterson?
SS: Yes.
GK: Tonight?
SS: Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.
GK: So that's where everyone went?
SS: I guess----
GK: So you and James----You were planning to ----
SS: Yeah. Sorry.
GK: Oh, that's all right.
SS: I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you came.
GK: No. I should be---- I've got a lot of things to do-----And then James came.
TR: Hey.
GK: A man of few words, James.
TR: Hey.
GK: And he squeezed in next to her and she scootched over and he put his arm around her shoulder and she snuggled right up to him.
SS: He's going to drop us at Patty's party.
TR: Cool.
SS: I'm so excited. Everyone's going to be there.
TR: Cool.
GK: So that's what I think of on a hot summer day. Looking out the windshield at the beach and people lying on blankets together, all the young people except me.
HQA: UNDER THE BOARDWALK VERSE
GK: She went to St. Olaf and I never saw her until our 40th high school reunion and looking at her made me feel weird.
SS: Hey, you look good.
GK: So do you.
SS: Forty years. Hard to believe.
GK: It is.
SS: Lemme buy you a drink.
GK: Sure. Later.
SS: Okay. See you in there.
GK: That was two years ago, and the memory of that Wanda in the muu-muu and the jangly bracelets has faded. It's not as strong as the memory of the Wanda in the two-piece, her bare leg brushing against my bare leg in the front seat of that car-----
HGQ: UNDER THE BOARDWALK VERSE AND CHORUS
GK: I keep going back to that night, the radio playing, her bare leg, the beach, and I imagine James Sweezick saying----
TR: Well, I gotta go. You two have a great time.
GK: Sometimes he says that, sometimes he says-----
TR: Today I started to really feel that I have a vocation to become a monk.
GK: Sometimes she says----
SS: I'll see you around, James ---- Carson and I are going over to my house.
GK: Sometimes he's not even there and she says to me----
SS: Let's go to my house. We can dance on the patio.
GK: In the dark?
SS: Of course.
HGQ REFRAIN: And we'll have fun fun fun til our daddy takes the T-bird away.
SS: We'll dance. On the patio.
HGQ REFRAIN: And we'll have fun fun fun til our daddy takes the T-bird away.
SS: Maybe we could go swimming.
HGQ REFRAIN: And we'll have fun fun fun til our daddy takes the T-bird away.
SS: And afterward, we can lie on a blanket.
HGQ REFRAIN: And we'll have fun fun fun til our daddy takes the T-bird away.
SS: We can stay up late. There's no school tomorrow. Remember?
HGQ REFRAIN: And we'll have fun fun fun til our daddy takes the T-bird away.
© Garrison Keillor 2002