(GK: Garrison Keillor; TK: Tom Keith; SS: Sue Scott: TR: Tim Russell)
GK: And now a message from Guy's Shoes...(QUIET PATRIOTIC MUSIC, BUILDING)
TR: This is George B. Guy, president of Guy's Shoes, proud to answer America's call and to be an American and to stand even taller after this desperate attempt to divide us and knock us down, and I want our President to know that Guy's Shoes stand behind him. Guy's Shoes are following him wherever he leads us.
All of us at Guy's Shoes have asked ourselves, What can we do to help? And we decided to offer, free of charge, a set of red-white-and-blue tassels to replace the ordinary tassels on your current pair of shoes. Just drop in at your nearest Guy's Shoe store.
GK: Guy's Shoes.....when you mean shoes, you're talking Guy's.
© Garrison Keillor 2001, additional material by Dan Fiorella