(GK: Garrison Keillor; TK: Tom Keith; SS: Sue Scott: TR: Tim Russell)
....brought to you by the Catchup Advisory Board.
RD (SINGS): When you need to patch up
Interpersonal relations
There's nothing like catchup
And its natural
Mellowing agents.
SS: We came to Seattle for a romantic weekend, Jim and I, and we went for dinner to a restaurant along Lake Washington and it was so lovely, the candlelight and the water and the salmon was exquisite, and I said it was nice to be in a state where the Governor doesn't shave his head, and Jim said something about how he was getting a little bored with all this fresh fish and I said, what are you crazy?, and he said Look who's talking about crazy, I'm not the one who packed two suitcases for a three-day trip, and before I knew it, I had him down on the ground with a steak knife to his throat and I was screaming.
RD (SINGS): When little irritations seem to get under your skin
And your life is full of anger and anguish and chagrin
Maybe you're not getting enough catchup.
GK: Catchup......for the good times.
RD: Catchup......catchup.....catchup.
© Garrison Keillor 2001