(GK: Garrison Keillor; TK: Tom Keith: TR: Tim Russell; SS: Sue Scott)
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TR: If you're interested in space, there's no need to pay $20 million to go up in a rocket ---- just call the Wyoming Space Administration. We have plenty of space and if you're looking for space with a lot of space around it so that you can see people coming far enough away to give you time to think of what to say when they get here, then Wyoming is the place for you. Residents of Colorado or California ---- sorry, we've filled our quota. Try us again some other time.
Wyoming. The Big Empty. Get lost. Try Wyoming. A message from the Wyoming Space Administration.
© Garrison Keillor 2001, from an idea by Michael Merschel