(GK: Garrison Keillor, TR: Tim Russell, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, PD: Pat Donohue)
.....brought to you by Guy's Shoes, the sponsor of the Guy's All Star Shoe Band.
SS: Hi there. You looking for someone?
TR: No. I work here.
SS: Oh. Where you from?
TR: I'm from here.
SS: Originally?
TR: Originally I'm from California.
SS: Well, that's what I meant. How long you been here?
TR: Twelve years.
SS: So ----you enjoying your stay so far? (MUSIC)
GK: It can take awhile to establish yourself in a new community. Especially if you're wearing the wrong shoes.
TR: What's wrong with my shoes?
GK: Guys in Minnesota don't wear two-toned shoes, Bruce. Unless they're in assisted living.
TR: I had no idea. (BUILD TO JINGLE)
GK: One more reason to get your shoes from Guy's --- Guy's sells normal shoes for regular people like yourselves ----- remember: if people look at you funny, it may be those shoes of yours.
PD ----- GUY'S SHOE JINGLE
(c) 2001 by Garrison Keillor