(GK: Garrison Keillor, TR: Tim Russell, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith)
.....after a message from Guy's Shoes....
GK: I went to a shoestore a couple weeks ago to get a new pair of show shoes, and the clerk said---
SS: Sorry. All out of those.
GK: How can that be?
SS: They been discontinued.
GK: But these are my favorite shoe----
SS: Just weren't selling.
GK: This is the first shoe I've really liked in twenty years.
SS: It's not what people want anymore.
GK: It's what I want.
SS: This is a real popular shoe here.
GK: Those big boats??
SS: This is what everybody's wearing.
GK: Those are storm trooper shoes.
SS: That's what people are wearing.
GK: They're ugly.
SS: We got these here----
GK: Don't want those.
SS: These are like what you got on except with tassels.
GK: Don't want tassels.
SS: Sorry.
GK: And that's when I switched over to Guy's Shoes. At Guy's, they sell shoes that are comfortable and elegant even if you've got size 16s like me. And Guy's doesn't discontinue shoes. You want em, they got em. And there's never a tassel at Guy's. Cause at Guy's they know. It all starts with your shoes.
PAT D: GUY'S THEME
GK: Guy's.....it's the name to trust when it comes to shoes.
(c) 2001 by Garrison Keillor