(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; TK: Tom Keith; RD: Richard Dworsky; Chorus: Broadway Chorus)
GK: --- brought to you by Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin....the name to trust when it comes to underwear. Do you find that there are days when you don't sing as well? (TK SINGS QUAVERY ADOLESCENT NOTE) The reason could be your underwear. It doesn't fit right.
TR: A singer's underwear needs to be tight enough so it doesn't fall off you or bunch up and cause unsightly bulges but not so tight that it interferes with vocal quality. That's why I always wear Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin men's briefs. They support but they don't constrict.
SS: Does Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin make underwear for women, too?
TR: Indeed, they do. And see the difference. Here's a soprano wearing ordinary underwear. (SS NOTE) And here's a soprano wearing Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin stretch underwear with arpeggio panels. (SO FOUR NOTES ASCENDING)
GK: Professional tenor and music teacher Vern Sutton----
VS: One of the most common mistakes of singers is to sing from the throat. That's why I recommend Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin underwear for all my students. Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin reminds you that the voice needs to come from down below.
TK (TEEN): Do you think that Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin briefs could help me?
GK: Moments later.... (VS TENOR NOTE) It's the name to trust when it comes to underwear. They support but they don't constrict.
CHORUS: OOO Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin's there The best name in underwear. (WELLS FARGO WAGON)
GK: --- brought to you by Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin....the name to trust when it comes to underwear. Do you find that there are days when you don't sing as well? (TK SINGS QUAVERY ADOLESCENT NOTE) The reason could be your underwear. It doesn't fit right.
TR: A singer's underwear needs to be tight enough so it doesn't fall off you or bunch up and cause unsightly bulges but not so tight that it interferes with vocal quality. That's why I always wear Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin men's briefs. They support but they don't constrict.
SS: Does Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin make underwear for women, too?
TR: Indeed, they do. And see the difference. Here's a soprano wearing ordinary underwear. (SS NOTE) And here's a soprano wearing Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin stretch underwear with arpeggio panels. (SO FOUR NOTES ASCENDING)
GK: Professional tenor and music teacher Vern Sutton----
VS: One of the most common mistakes of singers is to sing from the throat. That's why I recommend Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin underwear for all my students. Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin reminds you that the voice needs to come from down below.
TK (TEEN): Do you think that Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin briefs could help me?
GK: Moments later.... (VS TENOR NOTE) It's the name to trust when it comes to underwear. They support but they don't constrict.
CHORUS: OOO Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin Piscacadawadaquoddymoggin's there The best name in underwear. (WELLS FARGO WAGON)
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