(GK: Garrison Keillor, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, TR: Tim Russell)
GK: Tonight's show is also and brought to you by the Tennessee Valley Authority, serving Tennessee since 1933.
SS: If I'm engaged to a guy and he breaks off the engagement, do I have to return the engagement ring?
TK: Yes.
SS: I do?
TK: Yes, you do.
SS: Okay.
TK: Next?
TR: Is it all right to wear an aquamarine shirt and lemon slacks with white socks?
TK: After Memorial Day, yes.
TR: Okay, thanks.
TK: But not if the invitation says, "Formal."
TR: Not if the invitation says Formal. Okay.
TK: Next?
SS: Who was better - the Shangri-las or the Supremes?
TK: Supremes.
SS: Are you sure?
TK: I'm the Tennessee Valley Authority.
GK: You want to know - ask the TVA. That's their job. The Tennessee Valley Authority, serving your information needs since 1935.
TK: Thirty-three.
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