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(HAWAIIAN THEME, VIOLIN-UKE AND GUITAR)
CF: Hawaii....the enchanted islands of the Pacific. (GULLS, SURF) But if you can't fly to Hawaii this winter, why not serve yourself the meals you would have eaten on the flight to and from Hawaii ---- thanks to Captain's Choice Frozen Airline Dinners. Here's some kind of meat in brown stuff! Or how about Partially-Thawed Pasta with Re-Constituted Tomato-Like-Matter! Your husband will sure go for this: Pork By-Products Au Gratin with Root Vegetable Pate. That's Captain's Choice Frozen Airline Dinners. Take a bite, close your eyes, have someone jiggle your chair, it's almost like being up there. (MUSIC BUTTON)
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