GK:.....brought to you by Bertha's Kitty Boutique (MEOW)....if you're bothered by cockroaches (INSECTS), remember for a cat, a cockroach is just protein with legs (MIAOW, GULP, CHEWING CRUNCHES). That's why, at Bertha's, we say: get yourself a cat and you'll wonder how you ever got along without one. (MEOW, SMACK, GULP, CHEWING CRUNCHES).
Copyright 1996, by Garrison Keillor