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The Joke Machine

This Week's Joke

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

This joke was submitted by Ray Sadler from Nolensville, TN. Thanks!

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Romance With a Midwesterner

Dear Mr. Keillor:

I have recently met a very nice engineer from the Midwest. We discussed cows on our first date. I have tested him to see if he would make me eat lutefisk. He says he hates it. He is Methodist and he sings loudly in church. I am a Unitarian from Cambridge, MA and I suspect that he would not approve of felt banners, so beloved of Unitarians. He bought me a heart-shaped box of Valentine chocolates and talked of the prairie. Do you think there is hope for us? He is very nice but I am worried that there will not be stores to buy whole grains, or peace dances in the Midwest. Please tell me if you think there is hope for us.

P.S. He is an engineer and I can’t even pump my own gas.

Thank you.

Ruth from Cambridge, MA Read more

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The View From Mrs. Sundberg's Window

Petrichor

Listened to the show Saturday and it was not bad. I’d just gotten in from a rather turbulent plane ride from Ft. Lauderdale, and my head was spinning as I waited for my bag to come ‘round the carousel. Once I had it, I made my way outside where Mr. S and our youngest were waiting to pick me up. And how glorious it was, to climb into the car where there were snacks for me, and warmth, and the voices of people I love, and no turbulence at all. We headed north, and I cracked my window a bit and breathed in fresh Minnesota air, and it was good. Read more

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Russ Ringsak

Perfect

Some decades ago I was in a taxi with three co-workers on our way from the airport to a hotel in downtown Boston. We were there on an architectural tour through the generosity of our employer, a classy firm in the Twin Cities. The cab driver sensed our upscale party mood and offered up a joke: Read more

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